Hello! T. Hegarty here, and welcome to my wonderful website. I'm currently spending a year in the MAPSS program @ UChicago, where I intend to study the political economies of Britain and China in the 17th & 18th centuries. I previously worked as a Senior DevOps engineer at MarginEdge, and have also been spotted as a sometime theater maker and amatuer writer. You can find here some examples of my work and details about my ongoing education. I am currently located in Chicago, IL, where I spend my time reading, writing, and talking to my wife and our two cats (usually to the former about the latter).

about

projects

A list of my completed and ongoing personal projects can be found here.
I completed my undergraduate degrees at the University of Maryland, College Park, but have since continued my career as a student while working full-time as a DevOps Engineer. A list of past and present pursuits is below.

  • Unversity of Maryland, College Park
  • 2015-2019
  • B.S., Computer Science
  • B.A., Government and Politics
  • Minor, Chinese

  • Georgia Institute of Technology
  • 2025-2026 (discont.)
  • OMSCS, Computer Science
  • Specialization: Machine Learning

  • Mary Baldwin University
  • Spring 2025
  • Tudor Stuart History and Social History of Elizabethan England
  • taken as a Non-Degree Seeking Graduate

  • The University of Chicago
  • Ongoing
  • Master of Arts in the Program of Social Sciences
  • History Concentration
  • education

    theater

    I was fortunate enough to discover a passion for theater when at the University of Maryland, and doubly fortunate to find more opportunities to explore the stage after graduation. Below you can find an incomplete list of some of my favorite roles on and off stage.

    Onstage
    Romeo Romeo & Juliet, Maryland Shakespeare Players
    Macbeth Macbeth, Maryland Shakespeare Players
    Jim Baxter Perfect Arrangement, The Old Opera House
    Aimwell The Beaux Strategem, The Rude Mechanicals
    Offstage
    Director Twelfth Night, Maryland Shakespeare Players
    Dramaturg As You Like It, Mary Baldwin University, Shakespeare & Performance
    Stage Manager Anima (or Her Soul), Mary Baldwin University, Shakespeare & Performance
    Playwright I Like This Place, workshopped with MBU S&P.

    a brief note

    The pace of software development sped up as LLMs got better at writing code, and my own work in that field is no exception, but any text written in my voice and published under my name is mine and mine alone. I use no generative AI during any stage of the actual writing process. Language Machines, by Leif Weatherby, presents a great case for the abilities of LLMs against language with extremely rigid structure but no "meaning", which explains its success in the development and deployment of code. I, however, want to mean things. No matter how much water they decide to feed Claude Mythos or Thanos or Windex or whatnot, no writing machine will ever be an adequate substitute for what the conscious construction and articulation of an idea can do for the human mind.

    Not that I'm speaking too higly of my own writing, mind you. Just writing in general. But hey – I'll always be funnier than an LLM, since, like most things, the jokes work better in person.